Nigella

Turns out my housemate pervy Nigel is actually a lady possum, with a cute clingy baby to boot. Still doesn't make eating my spent flowers okay, Nigella... 

(Note the two sets of laser beams locked on to the camera).

Procrastigardening

Procrastigardening (verb); A form of procrastination less fattening than procrastibaking, and a common distraction from less fun tasks needing to be undertaken in the Treehouse.