Nigella

Turns out my housemate pervy Nigel is actually a lady possum, with a cute clingy baby to boot. Still doesn't make eating my spent flowers okay, Nigella... 

(Note the two sets of laser beams locked on to the camera).

Introducing.

This creature is Nigel, and he is (unfortunately) the closest thing I have to a housemate. Like many human counterparts out there, Nigel wakes me up at all hours, has a very abrasive voice, is extremely untidy and eats many things that don't belong to him. He is a cranky old soul, Mr Nigel.