This creature is Nigel, and he is (unfortunately) the closest thing I have to a housemate. Like many human counterparts out there, Nigel wakes me up at all hours, has a very abrasive voice, is extremely untidy and eats many things that don't belong to him. He is a cranky old soul, Mr Nigel.
Don't look now - but Mr Nigel has laser eyes.
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